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Old 04-02-2006, 10:36 PM   #1
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there are some absolute beauties here, dunno what kinda drugs these people are on but anyways

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and whats up with the front bumpers on some of these they must get a bit of snow there or something and use em as snow ploughes :

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Old 04-02-2006, 10:54 PM   #2
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there are some absolute beauties here, dunno what kinda drugs these people are on but anyways

http://tanetane92.web.infoseek.co.jp/20050116tas2.html

and whats up with the front bumpers on some of these they must get a bit of snow there or something and use em as snow ploughes :
no no no I refuse to believe these are undoctored pics :togo:
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:01 PM   #3
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:17 PM   #4
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My favourite: It has 8 pipes so it must be an 8

This one is EXAlent
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:22 PM   #5
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Some of those things have external radiators or somethin, whats up with that?...oh and the boeing747 parts
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:24 PM   #6
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That purple thing looks like it drives by "brail".
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:25 PM   #7
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What a sad bunch of cars, sort of reminds me of the Melbourne Auto Saloon............... :
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:25 PM   #8
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how the f would you park those? and whats with the exhaust pipes? are they just removable extensions? they look worse than matchbox cars, and the kits look like cardboard... worse that "altezza" lights craze over here...
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:27 PM   #9
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lol the japanese jet set
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:29 PM   #10
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The red 3000GT (3rd pic down) looks quite good IMO (minus the rear wing), however the rest are absolutely laughable. : :
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the coolers in the fron are remote oil coolers... cause of the insane speeds and oil temps these cars reach... lol...
and that one with the slight bobtail would flip at anything over 50 kph...
they look like the zinger ad for the v8s where tey do the volvo...
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Old 04-02-2006, 11:33 PM   #12
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oh my.

wtf are them pipes for out the front of the car? these are weird cars!
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Old 05-02-2006, 12:22 AM   #13
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all i can say is WTF
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:03 AM   #14
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The first couple, from the 3000GT to the orange Silvia are good, but WTF is the go with the rest??!! I can't beleive they think that s**t looks good, for a country that can turn out some mean cars there must be some severe Gene pool problems in that lot!
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:55 AM   #15
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Severe, severe problems, no doubt about it!
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Old 05-02-2006, 08:58 AM   #16
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What deal. I'm speachless.
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:44 AM   #17
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surely they are some kind of parody, they cant be serious.
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:47 AM   #18
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if you have a look at all the outrageous cars you will see exact same wheels on all,
me thinks someone play withy photoshoppie
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:48 AM   #19
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The extended bonnets slice the pedestrians in half and the remains are neatly gathered by the front spoilers. Trust the Japanese to be thorough.

If you click on the BACK button at the end of the pics it will take you back to the main menu which is extensive. Check out 'Nagoya Auto Trend' and 'Low Riders"
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:49 AM   #20
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ok, this one here is my pick, such nice lines, subtle spoiler, nice dual exhaust setup, color co-ordinated sticker kit.





honestly, what is in the water/sushi over there?!?!!
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Old 05-02-2006, 09:58 AM   #21
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Mate, more rice than china.

LMFAO at the stupidity of the rice culture. While some of those cars are probably really powerful, their chassis aren't designed for it and would buckle quicker than Harold Scruby.

Some Jokes then.

What do you call those cars on fire? Fried Rice
What happens when those cars blow their radiators? Boiled Rice
What would those guys be called if they did that to an Alfa? Ricerino
What do you call those cars covered in dirt? Brown Rice
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Old 05-02-2006, 10:04 AM   #22
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hahaha, WORST jokes ever! :hihi:
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The scary thing is that yes they are real and not photoshopped!!! There are a few rice video's getting around with them in it!
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Old 05-02-2006, 10:24 AM   #24
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To start with i didnt think they were serious and were just taking the ИИИИ until i saw how many there was.. Then thought thats too many people to be taking the ИИИИ.. funny yet sad..
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Old 05-02-2006, 12:00 PM   #25
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oh no WHY WHY WHY??????? i must know!!! i think it is to make up for their small............................................. .....................hands?

must be somthing in that whale meat
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Old 05-02-2006, 02:50 PM   #26
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Excuse me while I go and throw up now. :
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Old 05-02-2006, 03:16 PM   #27
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:15 PM   #28
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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... sorry, those cars are just laughable.
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Old 05-02-2006, 05:27 PM   #29
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u kno how u can tell these things are photoshoped? 9/10 of the cars have the same damn wheels! WTF is with that!
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Old 05-02-2006, 06:42 PM   #30
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reminds me of the old summernats cardboard fantasy parade,
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