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Old 12-08-2005, 10:49 AM   #1
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Default Cheers, big ears!

OK, so you know when you are having a drink and someone says:

Cheers, big ears!

And then you say:
Same goes, big nose!

Well, I'm sure there is more comebacks after that.

I have found:
Likewise, squiggly eyes!

Anyone know any more?

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Old 12-08-2005, 10:51 AM   #2
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Yeah I have the perfect comeback.

SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR BEER

its very popular with the ladies.
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:54 AM   #3
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Yeah I have the perfect comeback.

SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR BEER

its very popular with the ladies.
Not very rhymey tho' is it? :-)
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Old 12-08-2005, 10:56 AM   #4
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Shutup you queer and drink your beer?
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Old 12-08-2005, 11:04 AM   #5
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Shutup you queer and drink your beer?
Very rhymey - get in many fights at the pub? :-)
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Old 12-08-2005, 11:06 AM   #6
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Very rhymey - get in many fights at the pub? :-)
Only with people.
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Old 12-08-2005, 11:09 AM   #7
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Yeah, after same goes big nose,
Well said F*$Khead.
Cheers

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Old 12-08-2005, 11:10 AM   #8
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Only with people.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bloody people - the Human Race would be so much nicer without so many people...

And business would be so much more pleasant without all those icky customers - people again...
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Old 12-08-2005, 11:42 AM   #9
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No one says Cheers big ears to me. Some people just get off easy I guess.
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Old 12-08-2005, 12:50 PM   #10
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Yeah I have the perfect comeback.

SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR BEER

its very popular with the ladies.
No its SHUT THE F**K UP AND SKULL YOUR BEER.

Less talking more skulling.
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Old 12-08-2005, 03:42 PM   #11
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Hahahaha ... GOLD
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:05 PM   #12
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Sitting around at the pub one night having a drink with some guys I didnt know very well when another one of their mates (a pretty big dude) comes in.
One of the guys says to him "Geez your gettin' fat Barry"
" Barry" just turns to him and says "well you know what they say mate
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I remember thinking at the time what a great comeback :hihi:
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Old 12-08-2005, 07:21 PM   #13
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no prob small knob....
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Old 12-08-2005, 09:40 PM   #14
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No one says Cheers big ears to me.
lol... no one used to say it. you just wait.
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Old 13-08-2005, 02:03 AM   #15
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1.Cheers Big ears!
2.Same goes Big nose

Alternative Reply - Likewise c#nt eyes!
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Old 13-08-2005, 07:20 PM   #16
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take a hike ya dike

or

back atchya fanny scratcha.. lol
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