Hell.....it does exist

[FGII-XR6]

I know it's an urban myth it was posted for a bit of fun, lighten up

Originally Posted by karj

Like pretty much all of this sort of stuff that circulates on the internet, this is not a real story.

http://www.snopes.com/college/exam/hell.asp

[Ford_The_Win]

Originally Posted by Burnout

Have watched this thread with interest, recently and Hell does exist and I proved it last Saturday;
I took my son for a drive, I spent a happy hour with the mp3 player running regaling the cabin with the dulcet tones of Slim Dusty, Chad Morgan, Smokey Dawson, Reg Lindsey, Peter, Paul & Mary, The Kingston Trio, John Williamson and the like. For further fun I tossed in a good dose of The Swinging Blue Jeans, The Beach Boys, Ertha Kit, Mike Oldfield, The Platters, Glenn Millar and the super group Sky with aussie classical guitarist John Williams out front......

What...no Carpenters??!!

[Burnout]

Originally Posted by GasOLane

With the exception of Sky (I hope you played Tocatta!) and Mike Oldfield (Tubular Bells ?) he really would have been in Hell listening to that other stuff !!

No Queen, AcaDaca, Santana or even Twisted Sister! What kind of Dad are you!

I did play Tocatta AND.... Meheco! All from the first album....I played Tubular Bells One and had I more time I would have played TB Two & TB Three as well, I did play Wonderful Land, though.
One I failed to tell you all of was, Yes I played a whole LP of Lionel Long....
What kind of Dad am I, I'm a hell driver..............

Originally Posted by Ford_The_Win

What...no Carpenters??!!

Nope.... the Carpenters were gay!

[SB076]

I give you hell
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...e-video-393642

Play the video and enjoy

[Riksta]

Hell seems to be that wherever I go there's this freaking OBNOXIOUS piece of doof getting played I have no idea what it is but all I can seem to understand from the crappy lyrics are every two seconds this talentless monkey says something about "WHOPPING CONDOM STARS". I've still yet to figure out what a "WHOPPING CONDOM STAR" is or why its allegedly so "WHOPPING" but I use my brainpower on better things than garbage music.

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by Riksta

Hell seems to be that wherever I go there's this freaking OBNOXIOUS piece of doof getting played I have no idea what it is but all I can seem to understand from the crappy lyrics are every two seconds this talentless monkey says something about "WHOPPING CONDOM STARS". I've still yet to figure out what a "WHOPPING CONDOM STAR" is or why its allegedly so "WHOPPING" but I use my brainpower on better things than garbage music.

Oppan Gangnam style

[Riksta]

Originally Posted by Big Damo

Oppan Gangnam style

What?

[Kable72]

They are the lyrics to the song you're hearing lol.

[Riksta]

They make even less bloody sense than WHOPPING CONDOM STARS. What gang has style?

I'll go back to my digital wireless with its Mix 80's and Mix 90's stations. At least they play half decent music with decipherable and coherant lyrics.

Plus of course my trusty old turntable with vinyl.

I'm an old fart at 32. Bring on this weekend in Melbourne when I get to see quality music (Radiohead) performed live, twice!

[Peuty]

Unless you speak Korean, you will never understand it. It's a pop song from Korea.

[Riksta]

Originally Posted by Peuty

Unless you speak Korean, you will never understand it. It's a pop song from Korea.

So its Kim Jong-Un's revenge on the world?

[Charliewool]

Originally Posted by Riksta

Hell seems to be that wherever I go there's this freaking OBNOXIOUS piece of doof getting played I have no idea what it is but all I can seem to understand from the crappy lyrics are every two seconds this talentless monkey says something about "WHOPPING CONDOM STARS". I've still yet to figure out what a "WHOPPING CONDOM STAR" is or why its allegedly so "WHOPPING" but I use my brainpower on better things than garbage music.

Funniest thing I think I've EVER read on here! "Whopping Condom Stars" OMG!!

[TheSneakiness]

Originally Posted by Riksta

Hell seems to be that wherever I go there's this freaking OBNOXIOUS piece of doof getting played I have no idea what it is but all I can seem to understand from the crappy lyrics are every two seconds this talentless monkey says something about "WHOPPING CONDOM STARS". I've still yet to figure out what a "WHOPPING CONDOM STAR" is or why its allegedly so "WHOPPING" but I use my brainpower on better things than garbage music.

Gotta quote this for special attention, funniest thing I've read all day.

However I do listen to the commercial radio stations (Nova particularly) but switch off when the songs are on, just like listening to the guys talk ****.

[blueoval]

Originally Posted by Riksta

They make even less bloody sense than WHOPPING CONDOM STARS. What gang has style?

I'll go back to my digital wireless with its Mix 80's and Mix 90's stations. At least they play half decent music with decipherable and coherant lyrics.

Plus of course my trusty old turntable with vinyl.

I'm an old fart at 32. Bring on this weekend in Melbourne when I get to see quality music (Radiohead) performed live, twice!

gangnam style has nothing on Rick Astley

[Franco Cozzo]

Originally Posted by blueoval

gangnam style has nothing on Rick Astley

Blueoval's never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.

[Riksta]

I like Dschingis Khan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZg8WR-uyag

I have them on vinyl


Now THERE was some quality other language indecipherable music!

MOSKAU MOSKAU!

[ford71V8]

I now have that stuck in my head.

Things can only get worse if I get caught singing it out loud

[Revolver]

I once worked in a servo that installed a "POSTV" system that was to help let customers know of specials, increase impulse buying therefore increase profits. It had two TV Screens at the Pos (Point of sale - ie: counter) and one in the cafe. It had a monthly DVD sent out that played the specials on the TV & every few minutes rattled off the monthly UCB specials. In between (while still showing the specials) played music.

The first months 3 artists were Tina Arena, Tina Arena & Tina Arena.
The Second was Celine Dion, Celine Dion, & Celine Dion.
The Third was Britney spears, Britney spears, & Britney spears.

We indicated to the boss in no uncertain terms that this was damn annoying, So for the fourth month, after he past on the message to the POSTV group, the three artists were:

Tina Arena, Celine Dion & Britney spears.

Then the Christmas one came out just after that. Which comprised mostly of the christmas songs by these three artists:

Tina Arena, Celine Dion & Britney spears.

And they wouldnt re-do a CD mid month. 8hrs of this blasting in the shop, front & rear forecourts, for 3-4-5 shifts a week, for an entire month, drove us all ****ing nuts.

[NC1183]

Originally Posted by Riksta

I like Dschingis Khan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZg8WR-uyag

I have them on vinyl
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Now THERE was some quality other language indecipherable music!

MOSKAU MOSKAU!

I love reading some of the comments about that vid

[KIWI-1]

Originally Posted by Danny

Wanna know what hell is?

This God damned station... Everytime someone is listening to it in my presence makes me want to hang myself.

But how many cars could you buy with the $131,500?

[XR6_661]

Wait till you get to experience gangnam style at 3am on your 6th night shift in a row.

THEN you will know what hell is.

[blueoval]

could be Justine Bieber or 1 Erection.

[pursuit57]

Back to the Coles & Woolies torture music...feel bloody sorry for those working shifts there.
Just shopping at them is enough for me, thinkn about defecting to Aldi !
Hope they don't start playing German music - or do they ?