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Old 25-07-2005, 10:44 PM   #31
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Ok that's it... if Harold "My Mother Was Also My Father" Scruby wants to point the finger and claim terrorism, then I'M DECLARING AUTOMOTIVE JIHAD ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 25-07-2005, 11:14 PM   #32
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Ok that's it... if Harold "My Mother Was Also My Father" Scruby wants to point the finger and claim terrorism, then I'M DECLARING AUTOMOTIVE JIHAD ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwahahaha!

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Ok that's it... if Harold "My Mother Was Also My Father" Scruby wants to point the finger and claim terrorism, then I'M DECLARING AUTOMOTIVE JIHAD ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO hahahahahahahaha here here
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Old 25-07-2005, 11:23 PM   #34
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the comment i thought was very funny was where he decided that the penalty for having dark tint on your car should be.

"""In our view they should attract a minimum of 6 Demerit Points and a $1,000 fine (unbelievably, the Northern Territory still refuses to implement a Demerit Point system). The Deterrent Factor is critical in minimising these offences. And in terms of consistency and fairness, if a motorist has obstructed/unreadable plates, he or she can easily and often avoid thousands of dollars in fines and instant loss-of-licence for at least 6 months.

"Coupled with this is the rapidly growing emergence, especially amongst the hoon-set, of blackening out side and even front windows so it is impossible to see and identify the driver and passengers. This new trend has very serious Home Security consequences, in this age of ubiquitous terrorism. Yet it is treated as an irrelevant misdemeanour by most authorities and virtually ignored by the responsible agencies"""""

I think that statement is a JOKE
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I think we should link up the emergance of Mr Scruby in the media, to the ever rising rate of terrorist attacks in the world. I beleive there would be some amazing simularities proving by such logic used in his press release, that Mr Scruby has inflicted a "Reign of Terror" upon innocent car entusiasts and motorists alike, systematically destroying our civil liberties and way of life, trying to reach his insanic ideal of a represive state devoid of private transport.
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Actually I think you will find a correlation to John Howard visiting your country to terrorist attacks. He was there for 911, and he was there for the tube bombings in london.
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Ok that's it... if Harold "My Mother Was Also My Father" Scruby wants to point the finger and claim terrorism, then I'M DECLARING AUTOMOTIVE JIHAD ON HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay, lets do it.

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Oh my god...

I just found this... Its almost as bad and equally stupid.

http://www.walk.com.au/pedestriancou...asp?PageID=831
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Old 26-07-2005, 12:44 PM   #39
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E-Mail to Scruby-doo(gooder)

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Harold Scruby:

IMO...

You should be put in a weather balloon, taken up to the edge of the atmosphere, turned upside-down and dropped.

Please reply to this message, because I love reading the immature and non-factual replies you supply to all who do not agree with your farcical cause.

Nothing personal, it's just... I don't like you.

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What do you think? Hit 'send' or not?
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Harold Scruby:

IMO...

You should be put in a weather balloon, taken up to the edge of the atmosphere, turned upside-down and dropped.

Please reply to this message, because I love reading the immature and non-factual replies you supply to all who do not agree with your farcical cause.

Nothing personal, it's just... I don't like you.

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hit send hit send!!!!!!
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Oh my god...

I just found this... Its almost as bad and equally stupid.

http://www.walk.com.au/pedestriancou...asp?PageID=831
Ok I just read that link - he is seriously not all there is he?
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Hmm?

Anyone else got an opinion?

Finger is hovering over send button!
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What do you think? Hit 'send' or not?
Silly question, send it NOW!
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Ok I just read that link - he is seriously not all there is he?
I don't think so.

There are a few more on their site in which he openly states that "all four wheel drive owners only have these large vehicles to compensate for certain anatomical deficiancies"

What a retard.
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Hmm a better idea would be to click on the link to join his stupid council. You can then infiltrate his group and get all the insider information to bring him down.

Are their crazy policies based on votes - if so we should all join then vote against all the policies and boot scruby out.
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Hmm a better idea would be to click on the link to join his stupid council. You can then infiltrate his group and get all the insider information to bring him down.

Are their crazy policies based on votes - if so we should all join then vote against all the policies and boot scruby out.
Now there's a good idea!

How about you guys infiltrate, while I scream abuse from outside...

Bugger it. Im sending it.
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Message sent.

I await the reply with bated breath...

Haha! They even thanked me
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Was just reading about scooters and according to Hitler, it says that riding petrol powered scooters is illegal, however, you can ride an electric one.

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i just sent a message of to scrubby, lol i'll post it up when he replies.....i demanded an apology lets see if i get it.........doubt it though
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Was just reading about scooters and according to Hitler, it says that riding petrol powered scooters is illegal, however, you can ride an electric one.

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this is complete stupidity, like i said before who's got the number of a hman..pm me if you do :hihi:
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Was just reading about scooters and according to Hitler, it says that riding petrol powered scooters is illegal, however, you can ride an electric one.

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He also claims that bullbars are against ADRs...
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Scruby is not worth the time or the effort. It does not matter how often you message him or what you include it will never, ever change a thing.

Don't bother attacking him as it won't help. A far better option is to lobby against everything he says and prove that he's the idiot we all know him to be.

What gets to me the most is how oblivious he is to the complete lack of pedestrian safety campagins around at the moment. When was the last time you saw an ad showing a person walking off the kerb without looking left and right and they get hit by a roadworthy car travelling below the speed limit and a caption that states "Your responsible too" or similar? Don't be surprised if you never see one, because apparently, as a car owner, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT. They are fools.
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What gets to me the most is how oblivious he is to the complete lack of pedestrian safety campagins around at the moment. When was the last time you saw an ad showing a person walking off the kerb without looking left and right and they get hit by a roadworthy car travelling below the speed limit and a caption that states "Your responsible too" or similar? Don't be surprised if you never see one, because apparently, as a car owner, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT. They are fools.
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Attacking him won't do any good in the long run, but it sure as hell made me feel better...

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Don't bother attacking him as it won't help. A far better option is to lobby against everything he says and prove that he's the idiot we all know him to be.
Or someone could sacrifice themselves for the good of humanity by jumping in front of his car...
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Or someone could sacrifice themselves for the good of humanity by jumping in front of his car...
I think you just nominated yourself there mate ;)
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Don't bother attacking him as it won't help. A far better option is to lobby against everything he says and prove that he's the idiot we all know him to be.
Which is exactly what morotring organisations (such as the NRMA in NSW) should be doing. I hear a strange silence though...
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I think you just nominated yourself there mate ;)
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Imagine the media storm that would ensue if Harold Scruby ran into a pedestrian!
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Imagine the media storm that would ensue if Harold Scruby ran into a pedestrian!
That is why you must, for the sake of every motorist out there, to jump in front of Scruby's car and get injured somehow.

The headlines would say "Young one hit by Pedestrian Council of Australia president/founder/only member/hated by millions/has Automotive Jihad wished upon him".

Please, you must do this, help a fellow person out.
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