Office Pranks - What have you done to colleagues?

[gozza]

at school this guy was a smart *** but physically harmless

so i peed on the toilet paper in the cubicles and pushed him while he was takin a whiz in the trofff.....as you can imagine he peed on himself then proceeded to wipe off the pee with pee soaked paper

that was a long time ago tho lol


we use vnc at work so its fun messing with there settings in front of there eyes

when people send there fax spam i fax back dark coloured paper by the score

also glued the receptionists phone together...ruined the phone..but hey im the office manager lol

[RSgerry]

i put half a bottle of washing up liquid in the cistern in the ladies loo...apparantly it got a bit bubbly when it was flushed :-)

[phat_stak_tipa]

No wonder no work gets done in this country too many f u c k i ng comedians

[mad machs]

Not only in Australia-

When the to office next to yours gets a new fax machine, keep sending them blank sheets of paper from your fax & see how many times they call an engineer in to try to fix it

[rapidxr6]

Here's a few from my work. with white board textas colour in the insides of peoples earmuffs, they end up with huge black rings round the ears. we used to put peoples jackets or jumpers on the end of a 5.4 metre tally stick and hang them from the top of the roofs rafters, and see how long it took for them to find it. Make footballs out of jumpers with the aid of a couple of rolls of 2 inch tape. Put drops of grease or oil inside the fingers of peoples gloves. Holes in the top lip of their soft drink cans. Tied a rubber snake to the top of a cupboard door so when it was open it "leaped" out at the opener.

BUT my favourite at the moment is hitting the 'scroll lock" key on the bosses computer in the mornings : he's a dumbarse.

[BPXR6T]

Hmmm, not a prank but kind of a funny incident at work. A few years ago I worked at Telstra in Melbourne. The entire office of about 30 would walk up to Lygon street every Friday for an extended lunch and a few beers. Well one day we were walking down and who should happen to walk out of a brothel as we go past but a very red faced boss.

He stood there in front of 30 people for a few seconds obviously searching for some way to explain himself. Could have heard a pin drop. He ended up making some excuse about a meeting back at the office and made a hasty exit...

[Doogstar]

I used to work in a Department Store, there was a guy there who could really bark like a German Shepard. He used to climb into a large cardboard box on a hand trolley, closes the flaps and gets the Storeman to take him around to someone in a department and the storemen would ask them if they knew who's stock this was. As soon as the victim went to take a closer look, this guy would start barking and banging the sides of the box and then jump up like a jack in the box. People would just sh*t themselves. It was so funny.