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07-03-2005, 08:43 PM
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Just an email that i got...:sm_headba
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore. ********** IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. ********** IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" to which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." ********** IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!" ********** IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. ********** IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on. ********** IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at an car dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side." They walk among us..............scary!! Last edited by Paris Hilton; 07-03-2005 at 08:59 PM. |
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07-03-2005, 08:45 PM
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07-03-2005, 08:47 PM
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Hahahahahahaha. I know of a few Ford mechanics at our dealership who are that dumb.
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07-03-2005, 08:48 PM
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07-03-2005, 08:51 PM
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How did you make the funny? You posted an email you had been sent.
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If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford... It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford  Last edited by Feathers; 07-03-2005 at 09:02 PM. |
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07-03-2005, 09:00 PM
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07-03-2005, 09:38 PM
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08-03-2005, 04:27 PM
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Hehehe, seen those many times, I think the first time I saw them was when they were sent to subscribers of the daily dilbert comic strip...
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08-03-2005, 04:58 PM
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hahahahha poor selekta..he tries soooo hard:hihi:
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08-03-2005, 05:04 PM
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haha good find!
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09-03-2005, 12:02 AM
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 , he walks outide his door and shoves and shoves them through the letter slot, walks back inside and does a big "OMG I've got mail"  oh and lmao at your reply Psycho Chicken :thumbsup: |
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selekta made a funny!
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